Yearning for Better Days...

Airports clearly lack imagination when it comes to baby disposal techniques.

Gastro Pubbing in Chelsea-Fulham

Nothing like a hand-pulled pint to take the edge off a day of gallery hopping and antiquing.

What the Despot with Good Taste is Buying This Season

The Human Side of Being a Dictator

At least I have servants to wipe my ass. Helps me cope with the stress of intercontinental travel.

Fuckin' Jersey, eh?

Lucky....

Cocktails @ The Roosevelt

Sometimes a dictator just needs to put the dogs up and chill.

Times Square

Decadent Western pigs.

Deutschland

No Free Tampons - Lufthansa Lounge, Boston Logan Airport

But free mouthwash and handcream in a lovely white rose decorated private stall. What more can a well hung guy wish for, really?

Where I Spent the Night

Because a certain someone got infatuated with the chocolate goat cheese.

Saddam Goes to Boston

American Airlines.

Window Seat.

Bumped off US Airways. AGAIN. FCS.

Princess Saddam Says Hi Mom

In the immortal words of Glass Tiger, Princess Saddam says "Don't Forget Me When I'm Gone and hopes that his travel journal helps Raymi get over empty nest syndrome.